Updates few and far between since 2006!

Highly sparse updates from the brain of someone who you probably don’t know in person.

About

A picture of me

Yes! I want to see more of this beautiful face.

Gosh, you two sure are greasy. Also, why don’t you try looking at the camera?

Cool, but what I really want to see is some ridiculously saturated over the top bright yellow and red photo.

Okay, now I’m satisfied.